Oliver Twist

Oliver Twist, can you do this?

If so, do so.

Number one, touch your tongue,

Number two, touch your shoe,

Number three, touch your knee,

Number four, touch the floor,

Number five, take a dive,

Number six, pick up sticks,

Number seven, fly to heaven.

Number eight, shut the gate,

Number nine, drink some wine,

Number ten, begin again.

Variation: shorter version

Oliver Twist you can't do this,

So what's the use in trying,

If so touch your toe,

Clap you hands,

And through below (between legs).