"My name is Alice. I have got a sister (her name is Ann), and two brothers, Joe and Philip. We have all got fair hair and blue eyes, and we are all slim except Joe - he is very fat. Ann is very pretty, and she has got lots of boyfriends. I have only got one boyfriend: his name is Kevin, and he is very nice. I look like my father - I have got his long nose and big mouth - but I have got my mother's personality. Joe and Phil both look more like Mum. We have got two uncles and an aunt. Uncle George and Aunt Agnes have got three young children. Uncle Edward is only thirteen, so he has not got any children, but he has got a rabbit."