Murphy's law...

and other laws of nature

1.	Anything that can go wrong,	a	with a unicorn.
2	It is morally wrong	b	always moves faster.
3	The light at the end of the tunnel	c	you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
4	Never sleep with anyone	d	will take longer and cost more than you thought
5	Beauty is only skin deep.	e	the longest distance between two points.
6	Never play leapfrog	f	to allow suckers to keep their money.
7	A Smith&Wesson	g	a model quite like yours before.
8	If everything seems to be going well,	h	makes the rules.
9	Never argue with a fool,	i	Ugly goes to the bone.
10	A short cut is always	j	you must first prove you don't need it.
11	Friends come and go but .	k	will go wrong.
12	Everyone has a scheme for getting rich	l	somebody will.
13	The other queue	m	beats four aces.
14	Murphy's Golden Rule: whoever has the gold	n	is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
15	Anything you try to fix	ñ	is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
16	The repairman will never have seen	o	people might not know the difference.
17	In order to get a loan,	p	ends badly.
18	No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item,	q	on another floor.
19	The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down	r	crazier than yourself.
20	If you explain so clear that nobody can misunderstand,	s	who don't have to do it themselves.
21	Anything that begins well	t	makes telephones ring.
22	The lift is always	u	after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
23	Anything that begins badly	v	that will not work.
24	If it looks easy, it's difficult;	w	will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
25	Nothing is impossible for people	x	enemies accumulate.
26	Machines that have broken down	y	ends worse.
27	Having baths	z	If it looks difficult, it's impossible.

Núria Brichs nbrichs@xtec.cat